To assume [Jerry and Elaine] only had sex 37 times (at most, as stated by them) in a 3 year span, although possible, seems incredibly far-fetched, not to mention their promiscuity on the rest of the show; although it is certainly possible that the two had an on-again-off-again relationship. —
Wikpedia page for Elaine Benes, no citation provided. (via brianglidewell)
This is, on average, once a month, plus ONE BONUS time, probably their first date.
Most more likely it probably breaks down into 1.5 times per month the first year: while still not spending most nights together, and living pretty independently of each other, they do have sex every time they do spend the night together, just not that often yet, one or two times per month. Maybe once they hit year two, it could decrease to once per month: they spend more nights together, but the relaxing comfort of commitment and familiarity equals a decreased libido and more often than not, the night spent together is tired and sexless. Once the relationship started to decline in the third year, once every two months seems like a generous estimate, even if they spent every night together during that year.
This is fucking brilliant.
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This pic is just to make my NYC friends jeal. Will & Phil!!
THAT’S NOT NICE CAROLINE! :-(
LA won this round. Also, Caroline, thanks for the salt *rubs wound*
Very happy to see two members of the #TCGS family found each other after they died and went to heaven. Enjoy Los Angeles, sweet poet and sweet punching bag.
Guh this is a missed plug for “EXTRA CREDIT” my new weekly stand-up and MORE show every Wednesday at 10PM at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles… The “AND MORE” yesterday was Will & Phil.
They called themselves “Distant Cousins” but they SHOULD be called “Phwill”.
I was way too happy about this photo being taken.
In San Francisco last year, a man stabbed a woman in the face and arm after she didn’t respond positively to his sexually harassing her on the street.
In Bradenton, Fla., a man shot a high school senior to death after she and her friends refused to perform oral sex at his request.
In Chicago, a scared 15-year-old was hit by a car and died after she tried escaping from harassers on a bus.
Again, in Chicago, a man grabbed a 19-year-old walking on a public thoroughfare, pulled her onto a gangway and assaulted her.
In Savannah, Georgia, a woman was walking alone at night and three men approached her. She ignored them, but they pushed her to the ground and sexually assaulted her.
In Manhattan, a 29-year-old pregnant woman was killed when men catcalling from a van drove onto the sidewalk and hit her and her friend.
Last week, a runner in California — a woman — was stopped and asked, by a strange man in a car, if she wanted a ride. When she declined he ran her over twice. —
Street Harassment: Is a Man Running Over a 14-Year Old Girl for Refusing Sex Serious Enough? | Soraya Chemaly
FUCK YOU if you think that street harassment is a “compliment” or “no big deal” or that it’s “irrational” of us to be afraid because “what’s actually gonna happen.” Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you some more.
This is terrorism.