March 2012
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100 Birthday Party Ideas #27
For my birthday party, I’m having a pool party, but it’s not at a pool. It’s not outdoors at all. It’s a pool party at a bar. There’s no pool though (no billiards either, you jokers!). Like, there’s not going to be a kiddie pool or a hose or anything. No water. It’s just at a bar and everyone needs to wear a bathing suit. Guys and girls. Just wearing...
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February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Kat George: Last night I was sexually assaulted in... →
katgeorge: Last night I was sexually assaulted in the street (well, tonight, but I’m publishing today so I’ve edited as such). Let me be clear on this; I wasn’t actually physically harmed in anyway, but I was put under threat for my bodily integrity (that I might be raped or beaten), which, in Australia at… I used to live in Bushwick, like 6 years ago, when it was even scarier and more...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Comedy Recap: Power Violence Recap 2/19/2012... →
comedyrecap: PowerViolence runs every Sunday at The Complex 6470 Santa Monica Blvd. in Hollywood. If you look up the word “powerviolence” on Wikipedia you find it’s a musical subgenre of hardcore punk, who’s sound was typified by bands emphasizing speed, brevity, bizarre timing breakdowns, and constant… Comedy Recap recaps your shows. This does sum up my set. But did they like me? Was...
Feb 24th
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WatchWatch
thenewjerktimes: Before designing the monsters in the MGMT “Kids” video, Bob Weisz fast-forwarded through every 80’s monster movie he could find and cut together the best parts for an inspiration-reel. The reel itself is so stunning and grotesque with such beautiful and memorable and just plain weird effects and images. But really I love it most for being another example of the wonderful...
Feb 24th
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn: Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy. Last night, I was...
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything) Or as Keisha Zollar would say: Follow the love! (via poupak) THIS APPLIES TO ALL OF LIFE
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FEB. 19th LINEUP
powerviolencecomedy: by evan mays HELLLLllOOooooo I am doing stand-up on Sunday! And this is the cool poster that has my name on it. Cool. Stand-up. Cool. Poster. Cool. Me. 6470 Santa Monica Ave in Hollywood 9:30PM Sunday Feb 19 FREE SHOW. FREE BEER. DONATIONS ENCOURAGED.
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January 2012
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“Hey Jess how are ya?! :)”
– Tom Green, to me, in an email. Life ain’t so bad, is it?
Jan 26th
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“There’s no Facebook in heaven”
– Matty Goldberg, on Angelo Bowers
Jan 4th
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Eli, not Elijah/Elias: Angelo Bowers →
eliolsberg: Last September, The Pleasure Chest celebrated their 40th Anniversary by making all shows that month free, which included Performance Anxiety. The final show that month had Sarah Silverman as a guest drop-in. T.J. Miller and I agreed to stack the line-up with an even split of established,… Hate hate hate drunk driving, especially in LA.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
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FOR ONE DAY ONLY
No one is responding to my twitter or Facebook posts about hanging out in NY. Is everyone really gone? So many people stay in LA for christmas. I already forgot what NY is like during the holidays. Apparently abandoned? I am literally going to get a room at the Ace Hotel and camp out there all day today and tonight. If you want to hang out, I will be there, pretending to be cool and rich.
Dec 26th
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Dec 23rd
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Not looking back, just forward!
Just signed up for Sketch 101. FINALLY I’ll be eligible for Maude teams yo! Which brings me to: WILDLY AMBITIOUS 2012 ACHIEVEMENTS WISHLIST - get on a Harold and/or Maude team - get back into Channel 101 prime time - finish a fucking spec script son - submit a short film to some film fests - make a web series that is NOT for Channel 101 - travel to a foreign country for the first...
Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
healywu: charlietodd: I took this video on 8th Avenue this evening.  It’s a box truck whose sole purpose is to advertise the Hustler Club.  How is this legal?  I’m not upset with what is being advertised.  I just think it’s absurd that you’re allowed to drive a vehicle that is essentially an enormous television set through city streets.  My iPhone didn’t pick it up so well, but there was loud...
Dec 16th
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“In some ways, comedy is fortifying its place in New York City culture: Theaters...”
– TimeOut NY’s summary of comedy in New York in 2011. Hm. Interesting. (via iamachilles) Hm. (via benjaminapple) You want to talk about agents and stage time, why aren’t we talking about LA comedy?
Dec 14th
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The Most Intellectual, Vegan, Hipster School
The 10 Most Intellectual Schools The 10 Most Vegan-Friendly Schools The Top 10 Hipster Schools Wesleyan is the best. Send your hipster cousins, hipster nieces and hipster nephews to this school.
Dec 6th
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Das Racist - The Illuminati Zone: Das Racist on... →
dasracistilluminati: SPIN has stupidly brilliantly handed the reins of our November magazine to one of the most respected comedians alive — Patton Oswalt, the guest editor of the “Funny” Issue (on sale October 25th). Our cover stars: hip-hop’s smartest smartasses Das Racist. “We’re not even pretending to… For the first time since I was 17, I really really really want to buy SPIN...
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