Ellen Von Unwerth shoots Dioni Tabbers. Ten heart attacks.

This is the kind of dress I want to wear while I clean my apartment.

(via thenewjerktimes)

davebluvband:

ifc:

mydamnchannel:

cajunboy:

laughingsquid:

Last Location of New York City’s Legendary H&H Bagels Shut Down

NEW YORK IS OVER!!!

WHAT IS LIFE.

Will they still sell their bagels at Hana Foods??!?!!

Shit. Breakfast related news has never been sadder.

SERIOUSLY NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL. WHY ARE WE ALL STILL TRYING ANYMORE? What is there left? What is there to come back to?

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: Members of the Polish opposition party Palikot’s Movement held up Guy Fawkes masks in the Sejm today to protest their government’s recent passage of the controversial Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA).

[reddit.]

Other governments are much more bad-ass and into cooler movies than our government.

3eanuts:

January 15, 1977 — see The Complete Peanuts 1975-1978

OH GOD. SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW? JUST, YOU KNOW!? GOD.

brandieposey:

AH HA. AH HA HA HA.

EDIT: Now that I’m not reading this at a red light in my car (shhh), I’d like to point out that it was sent to me by a Jamaican lady who I’m not friends with, which means I’m on some kind of secret comedian list that hacks are passing around - I’m doing it, you guys! Also, according to her wall she’s spamming the flier on random comedian’s pages, like Steve Harvey & Jay Larson. It’s good to know that getting spammed by Eddie Brill’s minions is the new “getting tagged as shoes”.

I definitely found this hilarious at first glance. But I also want to stop and ask: “What is this man supposed to do now?” - He just lost his long-held job, and may arguably have a tough time finding another similar job, or jumping back into another line of work. What would you do if you were in this situation? Dude is just a little wack is all - not a crazy person, pedophile, or murderer.

Counter-point: Spam is totally bonkers dude, knock it the fuck off.

thedailywhat:

Breaking Celebrity Relationship News of the Day: It’s official: Love is over.

TMZ is reporting that Seal and Heidi Klum are splitting up. According to sources, Klum will file divorce papers next week, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

Married since 2005, the couple share three children. They have also been raising Klum’s daughter from a previous relationship with Flavio Briatore.

A now-not-so-cryptic update was posted to a Twitter account supposedly affiliated with Seal yesterday. It read, simply, “the end.”

[tmz / @seal.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I am for real upset. Almost Tim Robbins/Susan Sarandon levels here!!!

emilyhoffman:

chrisreblogs:

thosewerethe90s:

this right here makes Twitter worth stalking. 

LOL

I’ve been working my way through Boy Meets World and tweeting about it and all that jazz. (In fact, Charisma Carpenter tweeted at me after I mentioned spotting her in an episode. Turns out, it was her first gig.) I have also been obsessed by the opening credits and how they change each season. I am only in season 3 and they have all been pretty awful. Well, season 2 was short and animated. 

ANYWHOZITS, this exchange is great.

Things like this and the Sarah Silverman/Mia Farrow exchange are what makes Twitter worthwhile.

THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE BOY MEETS WORLD!!!!!

julieklausner:

Original Queen Bitch

I want this pug pillow.

(Source: BuzzFeed)